Is she trying to stir up another controversy? Everyone can still remember years ago how she bared her back for a photo shoot and then followed this up with her performance full of sexual innuendos and insinuations at the Video Music Awards (VMA). All of that had the town fathers blustering in their beards about the sexual flagrancy of a lewd young woman.
But it appears that Miley Cyrus has this inner desire to regularly disturb the calm waters of the land and she knows that the nation’s finger-waggers and watchful stewards of the patriarchy have gotten too complacent. So she does something wild and wicked to rile them back up again. This time she is doing it with another selfie photo.
Miley has decided it's time once again to rustle the chickens by posting two new Instagram photos (above). In the first one, she is nude save for a small pair of underpants, and she’s captioned it “#preshoweralfalfaselfie,” presumably because her hair is swooped up into a little point like the character Alfalfa from the ”Our Gang” series.
The second photo, entitled "#postshowerinstagramwhoreselfielife," features Cyrus lying on some sort of bed, this time with a brassiere on, displaying several of her tattoos.And she even got out ahead of the Miss Mannerses by using the word "whore," right there in the hashtag. Surely everyone’s going to scream and blather on about this forever, right?
Some say probably not because Instagram is a more closed system than the VMAs so fewer people will be exposed to it, but also because, sadly for Miley, she has lost some ability to shock. We already know who she is and what she’s about, right now anyway, so it’s really not all that surprising to see her in her unmentionables. I mean, we all know Miley, and if she had the choice, she’d probably be in her birthday suit every day of the week.
It’s possible that, if Miley wants to continue the grand and truly important tradition of getting stuffy old sexists in a snit about a woman making reference to her anatomy, she needs to find some sort of protege. It should be someone younger and squeakier famous person who can take the baton and do her own provocations because it’s good work, ruffling all those idiots’ feathers.
But it appears that Miley Cyrus has this inner desire to regularly disturb the calm waters of the land and she knows that the nation’s finger-waggers and watchful stewards of the patriarchy have gotten too complacent. So she does something wild and wicked to rile them back up again. This time she is doing it with another selfie photo.
Miley has decided it's time once again to rustle the chickens by posting two new Instagram photos (above). In the first one, she is nude save for a small pair of underpants, and she’s captioned it “#preshoweralfalfaselfie,” presumably because her hair is swooped up into a little point like the character Alfalfa from the ”Our Gang” series.
The second photo, entitled "#postshowerinstagramwhoreselfielife," features Cyrus lying on some sort of bed, this time with a brassiere on, displaying several of her tattoos.And she even got out ahead of the Miss Mannerses by using the word "whore," right there in the hashtag. Surely everyone’s going to scream and blather on about this forever, right?
Some say probably not because Instagram is a more closed system than the VMAs so fewer people will be exposed to it, but also because, sadly for Miley, she has lost some ability to shock. We already know who she is and what she’s about, right now anyway, so it’s really not all that surprising to see her in her unmentionables. I mean, we all know Miley, and if she had the choice, she’d probably be in her birthday suit every day of the week.
It’s possible that, if Miley wants to continue the grand and truly important tradition of getting stuffy old sexists in a snit about a woman making reference to her anatomy, she needs to find some sort of protege. It should be someone younger and squeakier famous person who can take the baton and do her own provocations because it’s good work, ruffling all those idiots’ feathers.
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